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| David: Sweety, are you all right? |
| Elton: I think I'm sea sick David. |
| David: Ok how can you possibly be sick....we're still tied to the dock. |
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| Elton: Look at that bow tie! Charles you shouldn't have... |
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| Elton: I don't understand why people call him hyperactive. It only takes two or three people to hold him down...stupid journalists....eat the camera Arthur..... |
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| Elton: I know! That nudist beach was great, wasn't it!! |
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| Elton: My God!! That sweet old lady just lifted her shirt!! |
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| Elton: Closer Ricky, Closer..... |
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| Elton: Yeah, You were right Mandy...she does look like Punjab. |
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| Michael: This would look great on my mother! |
| Elton: Gee, thanks alot Michael.... |
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| Elton: I'm so damn tired of trying to hide this stupid pimple. If I fit it just right maybe they won't notice.... |
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| Customer: Hell no, I'm next in line. I've been waiting for him to make up his mind for 25 minutes now! How long does it take man, hurry up! |
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| Elton: Be the lion....feel the roar...be the lion...feel the ro...where'd LaChapelle go? Hello?? I'm posing here!!! Oh the hell with him....I feel pretty........oh so pretty.......I feel pretty....ooooh! keys are cold..... |
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| Elton: I'll just stay here in case she does THAT again. Isn't that right sweety? |
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| Elton: Davey... they're making fun of my hair again. At least I f%!#ing brushed mine - those inbred biker freaks! |
| Elton: Mine's bigger......see? |
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| Elton: This one time.....in the 70's.....I got high and played my piano naked...no really, i did!! |
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| Elton: Now that you're all better you need to get yourself a dog. They are great companions and so well behaved. Just look at how well behaved Arthur is. |
| Rufus: Ah, Elton, I think he's trying to hump David Bowie's leg.... |
| Elton: Oh, Um, that's just how he says hello. It's harmless really. |
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| Elton: Ok, Here's my list. I've only been a little naughty this year. You don't watch the news do you?? |
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| Elton: No really you all have just got to hear this one! George Michael walks into a gay bar... |
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| Elton: See I told you they were x-ray glasses. Check out Eric Clapton...talk about BIG! |
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| Elton: You fool, stop th....hey... You know, Bernie...... |
| MM: Sure you did Elton. |
| Rod: No man is bigger than me....wanna see? |
| Elton: Give me the glasses back Rod. |
| I decided to do this after seeing a MJ fansite that had something similar. I thought about it and I realized there are so many pictures of Elton that would work for this.......so here we go. Brace yourself - and have a good laugh :) PS: Sorry if it's a bit juvenile...It's just my style. |
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